The disease cirrhosis of the giver was
discovered in A.D. 34 by the husband-wife team of Ananias and Sapphira
(Acts 5:1–11).
It is an acute condition that renders the patient’s hands
immobile when he is called on to move them in the direction of his
wallet or her purse, and from thence to the offering bag. This strange
malady is clinically unobservable in such surroundings as the golf
club, supermarket, clothes shop, or restaurant. Some try to use a fake
remedy, pointing out to the patients that income tax deductions by KRA can be
claimed for giving. The best therapy, and that which leads to a sure and
lasting cure, is to get the individual’s heart right with God. This
affliction is actually a symptom of a more basic need of the soul.
Prescribed
Medication: Frequent doses of Romans 12:1 and Luke 9:23, accompanied by
a dash of 2 Corinthians 9:7. This dosage will become quite pleasant if
swallowed with a heaping tablespoon of Philippians 4:19!
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